There is no God and hell is earth.

And then I go back inside and have a whiskey

I step outside, and I scream from the top of my lungs: WHAT’S GOING ON?

Or the classic meme, fabulous secret powers.

It’s not really related to dry january, but it’s my 2nd time seeing that term this month, and after looking it up to find it’s a real thing, I think it’s a kinda neat (probably) coincidence as the name of january in my native language would roughly translate to “dry month” in english :3