I will be the first to admit that I am a dumb dumb.

I had to read this headline once. Then twice. Then a third time, really slowly, to actually parse its meaning. After doing that, I was fed up with the article already so didn’t read it.

Literally the only way to do this is fire the first 3 or 4 levels of upper management.

Reminds me of that Michael Scott quote:

When I retire, I- I don’t want to just disappear to an island somewhere. I wanna be the guy who gives everything back. I want it to be, like “Hey, who donated that hospital wing that is saving so many lives?” “Um, well, I don’t know. It was anonymous.” “Well, guess what.” That was Michael Scott." “But it was anonymous. How do you know?” “Because I’m him.”

I don’t know. The Donald Trump Home for the Mentally Insane has a nice ring to it.

Whoa whoa whoa. Let’s not be unreasonable. That’s a god given right, that is.