First of all, it’s not true. It’s not true that John Oliver fucked a couch. So if you have any proof that John Oliver fucked a couch stop gossiping and go right to the police with it.

You should have…

checked your posting.

Leader (possibly) of the civilizing forces

Ah yes, now my brain recognizes the photo that is cropped from. Probably didn’t immediately recognize it because all my brain remembers of the full photo is balding Elon.

Who is that in the bottom right?

Gonna tell my grandkids that’s Becker and Borg

I don’t think he is.

oh shit riseup

Of the four “Star” franchises: Wars, Trek, -gate, and Search, “-gate” is easily my third favorite.

oh shit riseup

They lost their shit.

Chuu mentioned, time to post the GIF!

Candance Owens not brain good.

“Bomb them all!”

Blow it out your ass, literally

No, it’s a masterclass in getting people to tell on themselves.

Chakotay’s not on board.

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become Goliath.

Computer Scientists: We can make Doom run on any device!

Bioscientists: Watch this!

Are these “fewer work hours” in the room with us?