Ok, so.

The last 5 women I went on dates with have been neurodivergent. I matched with two NTs, and you know what? The NDs understand how to connect.

Every single ND woman I’ve dated in the past few months could tell when I put on a mask, and reminded me she was safe.

And you know what? I still overwhelmed two of them. But the others? They were unphased.

This is why dating is hard for me.

I’m calm cool and collected when I don’t feel safe.

Then as soon as I do, I’m immediately too much.

Ah. A little like the cat distribution system. That’s good to know.

Where do I get one of those? Do I have to fill out adoption paperwork? Is there a fee?

Bend?!?!?!! Wtf how the fuck would you bend it?!?!?!

Fact: cops have never prevented a crime.

The hyperactivity looks so different between people. I was the quiet kid in class, but I wasn’t there.

I was off in Pokemon/digimon land for most of elementary school. And lucky that I was smart and I could do tests in class by figuring them out on the fly.

If I had the money lying around I’d totally buy a midlife crisis car. A v8, automatic coupe style with a real healthy rumble to it. I drive less than 3k miles/year, and barely travel far enough to make the lowest end of the fuel efficiency range. You know the kind of car that says “yeah this car is for fun, and that dude is probably not alright”.

But I have class so at minimum I’m looking at burning $60k on like a used Lexus RC F.

Like come the fuck on you know? Even if I ponied up “half” that cost, the 5 year loan runs $700/mo. $700. Who the absolute fuck has a monthly extra $700 just sitting there right now AND that mystery $30k I mentioned.

Are people just not able to math?

These compression methods are getting out of hand

Oh my God is that what’s causing my back pain?