That’s 150 thousand bats (i am not the mathematics manager though - she was probably hit by that bus)

Also spending most time driving down the exact same route in mostly the exact same traffic conditions

Fine

This is it. The cat is a bit more heavy than it looks, and is pushing the buttons down into the bottom of the phone. Try feeding it some snacks filled with helium, the problem should disappear after a couple of days!

That is every digit of Pi in base 10 - now name every digit, in any possible base!

Thanks! I prefer the “not really” version ;)

What is it? (Sorry if dumb question - I’m not a car user)

Gesundheit!

Bladders are filled with our filtered blood. The stuff we drink ends up in the stomach, not the bladder.

Who tf counts like that? You make 4 lines, then cross out the block to make it 5! Making 5 lines and then crossing out just makes it so much easier to make mistakes…

(Ignore this if oklahomans have 6 fingers, and i just never heard about that)

Not the bees!

Is this picture from some tv show?

Are contractions allowed? That opens up possibilities

Or press alt+. to paste final argument of previous command

So YDYMDYMY it shall be!

To make more snow

Not everything that bugs a lady is a ladybug

All I’m hearing is that freezers killed the orphan industry

You don’t stop being a millionaire when you have more than one million. Thus Elon Musk is a millionaire.

Many of the female “computers” became programmers. IT being a male profession is a later development, partly fueled by home computers being marketed as toys for boys. It’s also mostly a western phenomenon. In former soviet states MINT professions are much closer to a 50:50 split between women and men.