Spanglish much? Parlais Franglais? Denglisch sprechen?

“Say hello to my little friend!”

Smart move. Now you know who to blame if Siri tells you to put glue on your pizza.

Subscription unlocks ability to also run in slow motion.

A long time ago, I turned a PC in my basement into a web server. No DNS. Just a static IP address. Within 15 minutes, the logs showed it was getting scanned.

SSL encrypts traffic in-transit. You need to set up auth/access control. Even better, stick it behind a Web Application Firewall.

Or set up a tunnel. Cloudflare offers a free one: https://developers.cloudflare.com/cloudflare-one/networks/connectors/cloudflare-tunnel/

Tastier if you break them into thirds instead.

They were doing this a decade ago, to help track app marketing campaigns.

IIRC, it turned out you could get pretty close to uniquely identifying a device with permutations on only 7 attributes. The problem is if you install a plugin to return false data, it could break non-malicious websites, like running games or data visualizations.