Smells crime before it happens?

What about the action film star?

Rudolph Lundgren

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I bought my friend a statue as a housewarming gift, told him to keep it in the kitchen next to the cooker.

So whens he’s in the kitchen cooking he could say stuff like

“I’m just frying this up with a little bhudda”

Saving the lives of rams that would just otherwise get killed?

Like it how the flames on the candles are the initials

Defo needs a camel toe

Vinegar strokes

What happens if you push the pins in

I don’t think this meme is calling me a pedo.

I think you just like using your M words whilst clutching pearls

All the men in this meme are pedophiles though

How many of them are FIFA?

Fair enough, only asking because we went out in the van and ended up in Cordoba and saw the parade.

I’m from the UK and we don’t do anything like that, it was pretty fun.

Got lots of sweets thrown at us

What about the Swamp Germans

Did you go into Cordoba for Reyes?

The TV never works either

How could you miss Superman by Goldfinger

Ah man I’ve not heard Kryptonite in years

Thought her rings spelt maga for a second there