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A blonde walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.

So the barman gave it to her.

He died while the procedure was being performed at a private clinic in March 2019

I wondered why he wasn’t answering my calls! Why are we only just finding out about this now?

About thirty years too late. That horse has bolted long ago.

Gui straight to the emergency room, get it properly cleaned out, and get a tetanus shot. When my hand got mangled by a dog they sent me straight from emergency to plastic surgery, they had to open the wound, peel back the skin, and clean the inside. Don’t take the risk of it getting infected.

“Not all that glitters is gold; not all those who wander are lost”.

Many, but Bullshit Jobs by David Graeber is the one I’ve read most recently.