I graduated high school in '08. It was also around the time I got my first cell phone. It was also maybe a year or two after I lost my faith in Mormonism. I was depressed as fuck and it would be another decade or so before I came out as gay.

Guy is still less cringe than my fundamentalist parents. Probably less emotionally abusive too

Ain’t no hate like Christian “love”

Don’t threaten me with a good time

I just couldn’t play that one anymore. Years played straight and I could never win once.