Republicans: “Gas has never been cheaper! Tr*mp said so!”

That’s why anyone who believes it is, by definition, a chud.

“Say what you will. But only Donald Tr*mp has a plan to make America better!”

Fucking scary. I’m afraid not only for young women, but for all of us who are of a certain age. As the Zoomers start getting elected to Congress, state legislature, judgeships, they’re going to think things like health care and human rights aren’t important.

The “News” Media Sez: “In another bold move Dear Leader follows his guts! YAY TROOPS!”

BAWK! Buck-buck-buck!

That’s called “the United States white collar private sector.”

Ja, Herr Flick!

I dated a few Christian girls, and just let me say, they can be pretty freaky.

It has been wisely and sadly said that Democratic candidates are chosen for us by the Republican Party.

Evangelicals have pretty much owned the military, at least since the 80s. It’s particularly bad in the Air Farce.

My cats would like a word.

Wait until the body bags start coming back. Marquito’s primary job will be censorship.

There is going to be a very clumsily faked act of violence. Then, with Congress cheering him on, Dear Leader will “suspend” the Constitution.

The Orange Perv is trying to escalate things, so that he will have an excuse to remove that inconvenient Constitution here in the states.

They’ll bend the knee. Republicans can’t help themselves.

Free Market Small Government Deregulikashun YEE-HAW!

Putting children in danger is a very Christ-like thing to do.

God damnit, this timeline sucks greasy orange balls.

The media will soon turn public opinion in favor of the war.

“Barr, I want the Epstein problem dealt with, bada bing bada bang bada boom. You get me?”

– Donald Tr*mp, probably