Amish people laughing their asses off right now.

Shit. Maybe the Alberta oil sands will finally be profitable! Haha, nah just kidding. They wont.

Have you ever read a Clive Cussler novel? That shit is everywhere and they’re objectively terrible. I would not shed a single tear for the smug fuck who wrote them if all his books got bean stains on them.

Damn.

Is a first edition of Harry Potter actually valuable?

Corruption.

Oh no! Low quality posts in a shitposting community? Not on my watch!

So a robot you can kick over is better than dogs with actual teeth? Its a good thing tech bros are dumb as fuck.

Im a teacher so yes. Do I still eagerly await retirement? Yes.

Pretty much my entire family lives in the states. They have to visit me. I will not visit them at this point. Not worth the risk.

It was just kind of boring.

I have mad respect for how much time you must put into these fucking stupid shitposts.

I dont have boobs to be fair. Im just assuming.

Yeah but the back problems. Oof.

This just in. Agitating heavy cream makes butter.

Y’all just discovered something people have known for, like, 5000+ years.

Ok, pedo defender.

Oh no, theyre pushing the anti-pedophile agenda!

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I got some news about military leadership for the last 500 years.

Censors tattoo boob. Leaves asscrack in plain view.