Fastest growing addiction in America.

Government so small it can fit in a uterus.

Literally the food I give my pup when her stomach is upset.

So my balls won’t be vibrating… Misleading advertisement.

So do you just put your balls on top of those two red things?

Don’t be mad they are just fallowing SOP… /s

That’s crazy. Like the fuq

Loyalty tests. That’s all he can do at this point. You know he’s watching 8 tvs at once monitoring who’s using the new word.

We’ve gone full hunger games.

Lack of performance anxiety

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I do better with an audience.

When it comes to the genetic testing… You are… >!Not the Ancestors!<

Now that Trump can’t run again and isn’t even going to be on the ballot I’m done with him.

(Ya I know Trump is going to try to stay in office but if that man lives another 2 years the world ended anyways.)

They haven’t set enough money on fire?

Yup. That’s why the black community isn’t in the streets protesting. He tried to use the BLM movement last time. There are no guard rails this time. We can’t be on the front lines this time. It has to be the white community to save the soul of America.