sanitation@lemmy.todayBanned from community to Work Reform@lemmy.world · 2 months agoJust checking in to see if anyone cares that the mumbling turtle is still on full salary while being MIA for two-and-a-half monthslemmy.todayimagemessage-square132linkfedilinkarrow-up11.19Karrow-down114
arrow-up11.18Karrow-down1imageJust checking in to see if anyone cares that the mumbling turtle is still on full salary while being MIA for two-and-a-half monthslemmy.todaysanitation@lemmy.todayBanned from community to Work Reform@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square132linkfedilink
minus-squareBeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up26·2 months agoHe absolutely has to be, or at least has such brain damage he cannot function properly. They wouldn’t go through so much to hide his state like this.
minus-squaresmeenz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoThey’re hiding the entire state of Kentucky? I guess I’m good with that.
minus-squarelemmygarden@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoAccuttaally He’s on life support and being flipped twice a day to prevent the corpse from infection
minus-squaregoferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·2 months agoStill waiting for anything to actually come from it AND be able to finally officially celebrate
minus-squarePhoenixDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoJust celebrate now. Worst case scenario is he’s not actually dead but will be soon, so you can celebrate twice!
minus-squaregoferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·2 months agoYeahI know. Maybe if I find another bottle of bubbly to try out
minus-squareanon_8675309@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoYep. Be interesting how they wiggle out of this.
Hes dead
He absolutely has to be, or at least has such brain damage he cannot function properly. They wouldn’t go through so much to hide his state like this.
They’re hiding the entire state of Kentucky?
I guess I’m good with that.
But…muh Jack…
Accuttaally He’s on life support and being flipped twice a day to prevent the corpse from infection
Maybe he moved to Moscow
Still waiting for anything to actually come from it AND be able to finally officially celebrate
Just celebrate now. Worst case scenario is he’s not actually dead but will be soon, so you can celebrate twice!
YeahI know. Maybe if I find another bottle of bubbly to try out
Yep. Be interesting how they wiggle out of this.