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      1 month ago

      Lower Decks showed us what would happen if Kim ever became a lieutenant. Janeway was saving us all.

      • Courtney (she/her/they) @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        See the problem is Two pip Kim.

        THREE pip Kim is actually quite the born leader.

        Under no circumstances should the “Four-Pip Kim” be brought into existence. Allowing 3-PK to be promoted would result in [REDACTED] being set free, resulting in nearly-infinite simultaneous CK- and XK-events.

        CONTAINMENT PROTOCOL: Demotion to 1 pip and promote Naomi Wildman instead.