• GreenShimada@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Somewhere there’s got to be an advertising exec that’s trying to figure out how tall the average guy sticking his dick in a glory hole is, so they can slap an ad right at eye level. Then another ad right above the hole at eye level of the other person.

    Add up high for McDonalds

    Right above the hole for 5 gum

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      2 months ago

      Don’t be ridiculous, a single paper ad isn’t maximizing ad revenue. They’d install a digital ad board, and change ads every 30 seconds!

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        2 months ago

        “See who’s behinds the hole” -onlyfans

        And

        “See who’s behinds the hole” -flockSafety

        Depending on what side of the hole you’re on.

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        2 months ago

        “Oh hey, I just got my new braces done there!”

        New ad on the other side of the wall: “Injured? Call Jacoby & Meyers, Personal Injury Attorneys!”

        “Wait…why would this ad be-* OW, OW, OW!*”