The rest of the guide:

Nice find
Never! You can take my FromSoft games from my cold, dead, lonely hands.
Huh I actually said “Never!” on reading this too… the rest is also accurate.
You: “Uninstall DS3”
Me: “I can’t hear you, I’m gooning to Sister Friede feet pics”
Okay. I can keep Demons Souls, Dark Souls, Elden Ring, and Bloodborne, right?
No. You’re only allowed to have Armored Core.
I see this as an absolute win!
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install dark souls
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visit Priscilla
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feet
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My wife and I routinely play FromSoft games together. Just find a girl with the same interests as you; it’s not hard.
My girlfriend liked watching me play Dark Souls though. She thought it was funny how angry I got went I lost my souls.
She was really into Dragon Age, because she wanted to make the characters have gay sex.
Different strokes. She was bad at handjobs though.
Get you a girl who appreciates the finely crafted atmo, and not that Cheesecake Factory shit.
Souls games are sexy
My current partner I got to try FromSoft games. Sekiro did not go well for them.
Impossibruh!
The getting and the having are the same right
What is on dark souls 3?
Evil that magically breaks controllers





