In fact, when I’m in the woods and see anything other than a bear, I just start shooting first and save the questions for later (like “wtf was I just shooting at?” “did I hit it?” “did I manage to save the people that started screaming right after I started shooting, probably spooking it into running into them?” “I’ve been running for several km now after my magazine ran out, is it still chasing me?” “should I use my potions or save them for when I really need them?”)

I’m just doing what I can to make the woods a safer place.