No, we had free porn, it was just harder to find and would take fifteen minutes to load a non-potato quality file. Often, your browser would just give up before it even loaded a nipple.

Username checks out, lol

Sneak in a little piezo speaker for some lofi porno noises?

I’m unfamiliar with Luce, and ddg assumes I mean the catholic anime icon.

You get enough of them, and it even becomes a biblically accurate angel, not satanic in the slightest.

I tried, but my grandfather liked to sit in the living room recliner and doze instead of sleeping. He was such a light sleeper that he heard the faintest clink of me lifting the lid from the jar, and I was busted before I could even get a cookie.

Nobody told you not to eat poop

If you have friends who have kids, please ask them how often they’ve gotta tell their infant not to stick their poopy fingers in their mouth. I guarantee your parents had to do it with you too.

I mean, we were already ignoring seatbelt laws, lol. If the guy’s trunk didn’t have a bunch of shit in it, we probably could have doubled the number of teenagers on a pilgrimage to McDonalds.

I submit that this is happening in a capitalistic environment, and there is a high probability that the safety mechanisms have not been maintained. Therefore, it is possible that the dead man’s switch has malfunctioned, especially if the train is hauling hazardous materials through Ohio.

Some of those that work forces

Those a rookie numbers. We got seven people in a subaru once.

Granted, one of us was in the trunk, and the other was laying on everybody’s lap in the back seat, but we did it.

Education is a privilege, and if you got a good one, you’re lucky.

tbf, in the US it’s more like murder hungry hungry hippos