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The original was posted on /r/technicallythetruth by /u/NewSomethingUnlocked on 2026-01-26 22:08:18+00:00.
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You could say he’s 'armless. (Note: this works best with a Cockney accent.)
I bet his older brother HATED him. Older brothers love grabbing your wrist and hitting you with your own hand while saying “stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself!”
But his big brother can’t DO that!
Maybe that’s how he lost his arms.
What’s really gonna twist your noodle is how he got that hat on…
