Conservation of mass be damned. The Janeway needs her living plaything to help her unwind. Run in with the Kazon? Airlock a Tuvix. Another round of macro viruses? Target practice with a Tuvix. The pastabilities are endless.
She could try using the Zapp Brannigan strategy against the borg! Who knows, maybe they’d get bored and leave.
Brannigan: “You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif, show them the medal I won.”
Conservation of mass be damned. The Janeway needs her living plaything to help her unwind. Run in with the Kazon? Airlock a Tuvix. Another round of macro viruses? Target practice with a Tuvix. The pastabilities are endless.
She could try using the Zapp Brannigan strategy against the borg! Who knows, maybe they’d get bored and leave.
Brannigan: “You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif, show them the medal I won.”
“I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?”