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minus-squareD_C@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up40·3 days agoOnly the smart people know when to buy a bridge. Fortunately for you I’ve got a bridge for sale. Are you smart enough to take this opportunity? It’ll go very soon, I’ve got a lot of buyers that want it. Buy today, or forever be the person who didn’t buy that bridge at a bargain price. You in?
minus-squareWoodScientist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·3 days agoIf you’re looking to get into the scrap metal business, I could sell you the Eiffel Tower.
Only the smart people know when to buy a bridge.
Fortunately for you I’ve got a bridge for sale. Are you smart enough to take this opportunity?
It’ll go very soon, I’ve got a lot of buyers that want it. Buy today, or forever be the person who didn’t buy that bridge at a bargain price. You in?
Can I pay in fridges?
If you’re looking to get into the scrap metal business, I could sell you the Eiffel Tower.