• The Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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    6 days ago

    This is why every high school debate club needs to be merged with the wrestling club. Going forward, matches will be determined by both technical and rhetorical scoring. Rhetorical points can only be made while in the top position. If a nazi shows up to be a debate bro you simply put them in a submission hold

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      5 days ago

      The swimmers object! We (locally) beat the wrestlers and the football team in a physical fight with odds of 17 to 138. They started it, we just finished it. The wrestlers and footballers don’t know how to properly defend against the debate technique of kicking you from angles that require rubber joints, and bone breaking leg strength.

      They also found out as a punishment for starting it, that none of them could make it through our daily workout to save their lives, but we could handle theirs with ease.

      Ballerinas can easily beat swimmers with their workouts.