Last century and a half, sure. I’m pretty sure the Spanish were the problem there before that.

I would argue this case belongs in actuallyinfuriating, not mildlyinfuriating

A peck at a time, and twice their own body weight, daily?

I actually know a way he could have shipped it, but he probably wouldn’t want to pay that much.

Freeze the black pudding, flash freeze if you have access to a commercial flash freezer. I don’t know what the shops would be called in the UK, but here in the US you’d go to an industrial supply company like Granger, grab a styrofoam cooler as the “box”, grab some packing peanuts as filler, and purchase half a pound of dry ice. Seal that up and the food can be in transit for up to 1.5 weeks without worries.

Cutting off supplies of weapons and ammunition would go a long way. I don’t think Biden would have, but Harris might have done so under the Lehey(sp?) Act

That’s Kai Winn. She and Delores Umbridge are basically in a cage match for “most hated character in all of literature/stories/myth.”

She uses “My Child,” the way southerners use “Bless your heart.”

Take a large amount of vitamin B-12 daily. B-12 is what you may have associated with the smell of fresh baked bread. The tablets smell like a commercial bakery. You can’t overdose on B-12, you just sweat it out. Sweating it out masks the smell of your blood, and mosquitoes, ticks, chiggers, and fleas will all just kinda ignore you. Doesn’t work on bedbugs since it doesn’t mask the smell of you exhaling, which is what bedbugs use to hunt.

A large amount would be between 500-1500 mg daily depending on your size.

Nah, thought Scots like themselves enough to not eat like that.

This is the only time I have hoped a picture was LLM slop…

Blacksmith here, there’s an absolute shitton of sheet metal laying around. Heat it up and laminate it into a blade. Doesn’t need to be very sharp, just solid and heavy.

I’m flabbergasted that I’ve never seen that dish in the US. Well done rando Scot!

King Arthur didn’t come out of Vorlon Stasis, that was Jack the Ripper. Arthur was just a gunner on the human ship that started the Earth-Minbari War, with severe PTSD and some sort of disassociation disorder.

The area that New Mexico occupies was named Nuevo Mexico before Mexico existed and was called Mexico, which makes Nex Mexico, OG Mexico.

I’m sure the Mayor of New Albany, and the Falls of The Ohio preservation society have some choice words for the Mayor of Shelbyville.

I thought contract killers are normally paid in advance? I wouldn’t know since I’ve never needed those services.

I’m sure Sammy Obeid will have a funny take on this.

Also oyster and hoisin sauce!

An alternative that brings an umami punch to a full soup pot full of sauce or stew is a single anchovy fillet that you have chopped into paste. There won’t be any fishy flavor at all, and people will BEG you to tell them your secret, and then refuse to believe you when you tell them. It’s a truly enjoyable bit of chaos.

Oh, and I am talking like 1 fillet for 2-3 gallons of sauce/ stew.

The word “fuck.”

Stick him into a mental hospital and make him play cooperative board games with the other inmates until he understands the concept.

He’ll die first.