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minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·1 month agoWhere does vegetable oil come from? Vegetables! Where does olive oil come from? Olives! Where does baby oil come from? Uh… Oh no!
minus-squaretias@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 month agoIt’s okay, they’re third world babies
minus-squareHazel@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoBaby oil is just mineral oil but 10x as expensive.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agofood grade mineral oil. get that baby ready for cooking.
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoSo I can chug it if im constipated?!
minus-squareLemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoYou don’t have to be constipated!
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoProbably true, it was just a joke though.
minus-squareHazel@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI’m a real hoot at parties 🫥
Where does vegetable oil come from? Vegetables!
Where does olive oil come from? Olives!
Where does baby oil come from? Uh… Oh no!
It’s okay, they’re third world babies
Oh that’s fine then
Baby oil is just mineral oil but 10x as expensive.
food grade mineral oil. get that baby ready for cooking.
So I can chug it if im constipated?!
You don’t have to be constipated!
Probably true, it was just a joke though.
I’m a real hoot at parties 🫥