Maxxus@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoEven Trollops are Beautifulsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up1317arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1317arrow-down1imageEven Trollops are Beautifulsh.itjust.worksMaxxus@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square30linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoI’m really sorry if this is how you’re finding out, dude. We sent you an invitation, but you never RSVP’d. We missed your presence. Everyone else on Lemmy was there. It was a beautiful ceremony in her hometown back in Poland.
minus-squareWeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoLet’s get down to brass tacks: how much to let me use her bong?
That’s a lie, you’re lying!
I’m really sorry if this is how you’re finding out, dude. We sent you an invitation, but you never RSVP’d. We missed your presence. Everyone else on Lemmy was there. It was a beautiful ceremony in her hometown back in Poland.
Let’s get down to brass tacks: how much to let me use her bong?