well… this beats the 300% death rate operation.
This reads like a script for an industrial safety video about wearing hard hats.
Terminal velocity poodle to the head is a pretty metal way to go.
Terminal Velocity Poodle is an amazing band name
holy Rube Goldberg machine of deaths
That puts CachyOS in a whole new light
Seems like a hit that combined “make it look like an accident” with “leave no witnesses”
Return of the Obra Dinn deaths be like:
First thing on my feed.
Guess that’s enough internet for today.
Nah, bro, we just getting started!
Apparently Marta didn’t expect to cachy them paws for pulling the old fake ball throw. Poodles are masters when it comes time to throw down (13 stories).
Are we talking standard poodle or toy poodle? Because both are funny in their own way.
I think we all know it was a toy poodle with the little Joan Rivers haircut and everything
“From the grave” x4
this is some loony toons level shit
standard poodles are large dogs surprisingly, even under all that hair. this also like that black bear that dropped on a hunter and killing him under the tree, drop bears are real.
You linked the wrong century.
What’s a few years between friends
Reminds me of the surgery that had a 300% mortality rate.
Speedy amputations: sometimes at the expense of testicles, assistants, and onlookers.
Was Final Destination inspired by this?
