Contents of said letter from daily beast: https://archive.is/YFBK3#selection-773.0-779.748
“Dear Jonas,” the president wrote to Norway’s prime minister, Jonas Gahr Støre. “Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a ‘right of ownership’ anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT.”
This could be cured by a public demonstration of Røttenstønkøren or what ever that infamous, “aromatic” canned fish is called.
You mean our glorious fermented fish - Surströmming. If so, I propose we send several cans to each person involved in this administrarion. Daily. Set to open the minute they enter the building.
(Pro tip: Swedish doesn’t use the Danish/Norwegian ø, we write ö to express the same sound)