• Damarus@feddit.org
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    4 days ago

    I don’t care what his name is, just tell the guy to cum bigger loads or I’m not paying you

    • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz
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      3 days ago

      God, in a sexual context, describing yourself as a ‘yelper’ sounds really bad.

      Like you’re taking your time, being all sensual and shit, and then when things are building up a bit she just starts barking like an angry small dog… awkward moment.

  • realitista@lemmus.org
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    3 days ago

    I used to work in a Chinese restaurant and the head cook Eddie was a big joker. He was always offering me chicken with cum sauce. True story.