The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days agoIt's totally healthy and safelemmy.worldimagemessage-square28linkfedilinkarrow-up1564arrow-down12
arrow-up1562arrow-down1imageIt's totally healthy and safelemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days agomessage-square28linkfedilink
minus-squareČauky Mňauky@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up8·18 days ago“Mom, you told me all women have pubes.”
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·18 days agoOnly a Sith speaks in absolutes.
minus-squareCapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·18 days agoYou got that backwards. “Mom doesn’t know what an anal prolapse is.”
mom, what’s an anal prolapse?
“Mom, you told me all women have pubes.”
Only a Sith speaks in absolutes.
Mom, who is Mr Hands?
You got that backwards. “Mom doesn’t know what an anal prolapse is.”
“Hah fkn n00b.”
“Just google it”