Beep@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoGuess who will be classified as an extremist by Palantir in 2030 for expressing criticism of pedophiliapbs.twimg.comimagemessage-square49linkfedilinkarrow-up11.05Karrow-down16file-text
arrow-up11.04Karrow-down1imageGuess who will be classified as an extremist by Palantir in 2030 for expressing criticism of pedophiliapbs.twimg.comBeep@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square49linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·4 days agoYou still can’t do pedophilia though. Only the rich.
minus-squarexkbx@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up74·4 days agoi mean look regardless of who’s allowed i still don’t wanna do pedophilia
minus-squaredb2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·4 days agoThe way things are going people will have to have kids in secret and keep them hidden just to make sure Republicans don’t molest them.
minus-squareMrNobody@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·4 days agoMake sure you avoid any churches.
minus-squarecatbum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 days agoThis reads like new headcanon for why the RePedos Population Police imprisoned and killed kids in Among the Hidden (from the YA series Shadow Children.) The future is one bigly dystopian novel, innit?
minus-squareyoucantreadthis@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoThat seems to be the one we’re making. I dont know why everyone’s choosing that, but it’s very popular.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·3 days agoWith that kind of attitude, you’ll never become a billionaire.
minus-squareyoucantreadthis@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoThat’s why we are in poverty. We lack the wisdom and discernment of our wise masters.
minus-squareSomeonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoWhy does this make it feel like we’re living in Roman times?
minus-squareyoucantreadthis@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoBecause of the crass imperialism dehumanization and pedophilia. Plus all the dudes doimg it fetishize the roman empire. Dont worry though. Its not! Its more like a mash-up of greatest misses from the roman empires and dark ages europe!
minus-squaresilasmariner@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoBecause the fall of an empire holds deep almost mythic significance and we seek it. But it won’t work that way this time.
minus-squareyoucantreadthis@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoRadical anti-clerical stance here. Atheist slander of the faithful and their sacred rights will also get you on a list.
You still can’t do pedophilia though. Only the rich.
i mean look regardless of who’s allowed i still don’t wanna do pedophilia
The way things are going people will have to have kids in secret and keep them hidden just to make sure Republicans don’t molest them.
Make sure you avoid any churches.
Way ahead of the curve on that one.
This reads like new headcanon for why the
RePedosPopulation Police imprisoned and killed kids in Among the Hidden (from the YA series Shadow Children.)The future is one bigly dystopian novel, innit?
That seems to be the one we’re making. I dont know why everyone’s choosing that, but it’s very popular.
With that kind of attitude, you’ll never become a billionaire.
I just want equal rights
That’s why we are in poverty. We lack the wisdom and discernment of our wise masters.
Why does this make it feel like we’re living in Roman times?
Because of the crass imperialism dehumanization and pedophilia. Plus all the dudes doimg it fetishize the roman empire.
Dont worry though. Its not! Its more like a mash-up of greatest misses from the roman empires and dark ages europe!
Because the fall of an empire holds deep almost mythic significance and we seek it.
But it won’t work that way this time.
Radical anti-clerical stance here. Atheist slander of the faithful and their sacred rights will also get you on a list.