I’m nearly certain that nobody who died in WW2 is alive today

yes or iraq for that matter. Wierder still is you don’t see many murdered folk walking around anymore.

Did you know there are more aeroplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky?

When I was in school, a teacher told us about how Bill Cosby’s son died. One of my classmates asked, after hearing the story, “is Bill Cosby’s son still alive?”

I see there are many variations of this joke.

The town next to me has a very large cemetery, but nobody living in my town is allowed to be buried there.

Benefit of the doubt: do you mean you doubt there are many people alive who FOUGHT in WWII?