WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!

Thank you for this image.

Years ago I saw a pic of a puke-inducing sunlit living room with “Home is where the heart is” superimposed over the image. It looked like a soulless ad for overpriced white-woman-instagram furniture.

And someone overlaid an image of THIS MAN but with like 1% opacity, like it was a ghostly face haunting the scene. You wouldn’t even notice it if scrolling too fast.

I loved it and I miss it and this brought me back.

Feels like Santa, in Toejam and Earl

Sounds a bit like the minting of a new Space Marine

Asking his 12 year old, over the protests of his wife, whether said 12 year old prefers girls with big boobs or small boobs. And pressing the issue for ten minutes after the 12 year old told him that that was an offensive and disgusting question to hear from this particular pervert and demonstrated child groomer.

Echoing Alice’s Restaurant. It’s funny too.

New bar trivia team name: The Group Dubya Bench

Oh fk I’m gonna christ