• Hoimo@ani.social
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      30 days ago

      You can also have 12 kids without infant mortality. In fact, I highly recommend it, it’s way less tragic.

      Or have a modest number of children, but invite up to 12 friends for a sleepover in your weirdly gigantic bed. How do you change the sheets on that thing? Do you hire an elephant housekeeper?

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    30 days ago

    OK, so the great catastrophe of the 5 little monkeys jumping on the bed was not enough? The doctor specifically advised against this type of behaviour. People will never learn. Smh

  • LoremIpsumGenerator@lemmy.world
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    Everyone will freak out when you see rats having a pillow fight on your bed. This is not normal and never will be

    *proceeds on igniting with flamethrower