Jeffrey Dahmer was repeatedly reported to the police for the death stink in his apartment. At least once he was reported by a victim who escaped.

I really respected Nadella for pushing developer experience and championing opening up the source of .Net. I was like “There’s a guy who knows his business and his audience”

This, tho… Come on dude.

Disassemble them both and build a larger cat

What’s with our hero ad man looking on with boredom?

I know this is a meme and it’s meant to be silly, but there is a general misunderstanding of what the “baby on board” sign means.

It’s not “don’t hit my car with your car because there’s a baby” because you shouldn’t intentionally hit anyone’s car with your car…

It’s a warning to others that you may be distracted by a baby and do stupid shit, so maybe give some extra space and try to be understanding.

Have you been thinking about fucking your mother?

No!

Oh, so you’re all about daddy’s cock.

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Join a monastery!

Now that’s how you catch the eye of a pharaoh

I work for a huge printing company and normally when onboarding a new brand or processing tests for product changes we will get whole books full of these.

We also have a large library of images put together by the Devs of holidays, weddings, days out etc. to provide a little more variation in our tests.

Why would there even be emergency lights on their cars? For like… High speed emergency immigration issues?

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What the duck?!

Frogs and ducks enter the chat

Reminds me of when my late FIL happily announced he had seen “some great tits in the garden earlier today”

I could not contain the giggles and was considered most immature. Everyone else was trying not to laugh as well tho.

MAWP MAWP

Jel?

Juperfluid

New South Jews

Oh shit I fucked it up!

Juice

Jorth Dakota will always be bae