Sounds like my kind of Sky Daddy. One with tasty noodley appendages.
I know it may seem ridiculous but traditional religion is also ridiculous. If we are going to keep giving real privileges to imaginary concepts we need to take advantage of it.
It is time to make WOKE an actual religion. Then conservatives have no choice but to protect WOKE by their own laws. Don’t forget private WOKE charter schools, safe zone for WOKE practice, and refusal to serve non-WOKE people.
Florida allows magic Sky Daddy to be citable.
Queue new religions of climate change, transexuals, socialism, etc.
My God says climate change is real and you have to respect my religion.
No, Not like that!
So just pastafarianism?
Sounds like my kind of Sky Daddy. One with tasty noodley appendages.
I know it may seem ridiculous but traditional religion is also ridiculous. If we are going to keep giving real privileges to imaginary concepts we need to take advantage of it.
It is time to make WOKE an actual religion. Then conservatives have no choice but to protect WOKE by their own laws. Don’t forget private WOKE charter schools, safe zone for WOKE practice, and refusal to serve non-WOKE people.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is indeed quite tasty, but I prefer adherence to the Big Flying Dildo.
BFD even sent a sign. (That giant phallic iceberg in conception bay. Photographed by a guy from Dildo.)
Not that the two are, ah, mutually exclusive. BFD embraces all gods who aren’t toxic assholes.