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-Tom Cruise

  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 days ago

    I know you admitted it to be a scam but is it a pyramid scheme? Because a pyramid is only a scam when you are at the bottom

    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1 day ago

      Well kinda sorta but not really. Our great guru “Bob” is dead (some say otherwise, but,) his successor Rev. Ivan Stang is the current Sacred Scribe (#273). He is getting older, but when he boards the Saucers early (unless X-Day comes firs, finally) he is handing The Church to Rev. Onan Canobite who has been with the church since like 1984 (he also runs our mastodon instance, dobbs.town).