Alt Text: "l’m currently a level three Scientologist, which means can smell colors. Once I reach level seven wi no longer need a skeletal system. 2
-Tom Cruise
Alt Text: "l’m currently a level three Scientologist, which means can smell colors. Once I reach level seven wi no longer need a skeletal system. 2
-Tom Cruise
Well kinda sorta but not really. Our great guru “Bob” is dead (some say otherwise, but,) his successor Rev. Ivan Stang is the current Sacred Scribe (#273). He is getting older, but when he boards the Saucers early (unless X-Day comes firs, finally) he is handing The Church to Rev. Onan Canobite who has been with the church since like 1984 (he also runs our mastodon instance, dobbs.town).