Me on my phone most of the day: “I think I’ll play some [multiplayer game] now.”

home internet goes down the moment the game boots up

“Phone it is.”

When your internet is down because the avian carriers are striking:

It’s kinda nice to be without Internet at times. I have so much free time then, to do all sorts of things. It’s like a blessing in disguise.

I’d rather be outside lol