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unglueclass23@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 14 days ago

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unglueclass23@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 14 days ago
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  • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social
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    So uh… something weird happened… I asked it to take an xray of my hand and it… returned this image…

    Which is clearly wrong. It must be the reason why everyone says it generates low quality slop… right? Haha… ha…

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      User name does not check out.

      Guys… I think this might be a Velociraptor’s account.

    • chellomere@lemmy.world
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      Yer a lizard Harry!

    • simbico@lemmy.zip
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      Hello fellow human! I too enjoy the dexterity of opposable thumbs!

      • theneverfox@pawb.social
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        Hmmm… That does sound like something a human would say, but the hairs on my neck are standing up. Maybe a thunderstorm is coming?

  • kamen@lemmy.world
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    From the creators of “Download more RAM”.

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    Lol, I’m from a country with healthcare so I just go to the doctor and my X-ray is free. Parking is also redeemable because of my job!

  • eatham 🇦🇺@aussie.zone
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    Xrays cost like nothing, >$100,000 is a bit extreme

  • byte21516@leminal.space
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    we live in a society.

  • kazerniel@piefed.world
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    I hope this is satire 👀

    • muhyb@programming.dev
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      It’s actually quite terrifying that we cannot say it’s 100% satire.

      • palordrolap@fedia.io
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        An instance of Poe’s law.

        And in full disclosure, I had actually forgotten the name of that and had to look it up, which from an outside perspective might also look like an instance of it.

    • 🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.works
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      Unfortunately a lot of satire turns to reality these days. The Onion has a lot of work keeping ahead of the craziness.

  • j5y7@sh.itjust.works
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    I can get similar results without the ethical fallout of using AI just by holding my hand up to the sun.

    • nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de
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      no you can’t. you’ll fail because you’ll see actual traces of your bones. That’s something completely different.

      • SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org
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        whoooosh Key here is the phrase “similar results”, meaning as inaccurate as the chatgpt ones.

  • twopi@lemmy.ca
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    Are the triple quotation marks supposed to be antisemitic echoes ((( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_parentheses ))) ?

    • FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org
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      Thats interesting, never heard about that and I dont get it why people doenvotrd ya. Think its a good question.

  • squaresinger@lemmy.world
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    Not exactly programmer but… The stupidity of some people is impressive.

    • redjard@reddthat.com
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      I mean this is gotta be obvious bait.

      • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip
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        Nowadays it’s hard to be sure. Considering the average American’s education and who they voted for…twice… Why shan’t I believe weird “news” like this…

        • CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social
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          I’ve talked to a real live Midwesterner that thought other countries didn’t exist (as far as I could tell)

          • a_gee_dizzle@lemmy.ca
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            How would that even work? Did they think the US gov was making up the existence of other countries as some sort of conspiracy?

        • Dultas@lemmy.world
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          Poe’s Law in action.

          • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip
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            Sadly yes…pretty much :)

      • Err(()).unwrap()@lemmy.world
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        Blue check mark means the user already drank the kool-aid. No reason to assume they wouldn’t go back for a refill.

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          It’s just as likely its an engagement farming account, maybe even a bot.

          • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Tell me there’s a difference

            (Excepting the existential realization that the stupider a person is, the more easily they’re used as a tool, of course, and keeping them in line and on track is often simpler than tech solutions.)

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    From my experience a doctor isn’t any better.

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      Name checks out.

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