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Must be that extra “m” that’s slowing them down. ☝🏼

That’s lovely 🥰

The Te of Piglet might be of some help. 😌

Most recently, I’ve been the opposite of that and lost nearly half my body weight in ~6mo of chronic disregulation. No, it’s not fun, either. 😅

Just remembering if I’ve eaten isn’t enough, I’ve gotta assume the abdominal discomfort isn’t anxiety, but legit hunger —that’s a tough one to ascertain, atm.

That way, the warm lethargy humming from your belly fulla Chinese-takeout is pulsing with arcane koan(s). How perfectly Buddha-like. 💆🏽

(Aside, I hear tell that Siddhartha didn’t care if Gen. Tso’s is a fancy way of saying “ketchup-candied chicken knobs”.☝🏼)

The only way to be sure you properly digest the wisdom scribed on each by ancient, cloistered scholars, of course.

That way, both y’all get your cookies.

(Thanks, Chinese takeout!)

And yet, they called us witches, heretics, demonspawn. Every time, an admission in a new coat of blame paint, fresh from their favorite “holy” bucket of shit.

Oh, hey, that was you plinkin’ away while I rabbit-holed my own burning interest-of-the-moment until 7:30am? 😅

nonce’s*, pal’s*🙇🏼‍♂️

Way to go, champ! Good luck staying alive in that new environment, fellow defiant sprout. 😅😦

Wrong herb in the aromatherapy vape? Again? Wizard. 🤘🏼

Furthermore, most things are “not okay”. 🤞🏼

Seconded so hard. 🤌🏼

How unsurprising of it.

Don’t fret, you’ll pick up the spare in your 40s.

Where do you think they learned that from?

Sorry, did he say “where are the Epstein Files?” I could’ve sworn…

I was attempting to paint a picture of a food lump barely small enough to pass into your throat, but not enough to make it into your stomach and imply that a very small increase in size or contour could stop it earlier. (ie. asphyxiation)

Does that not track?

Ooh, that’s a good one, too 🤩