News like this reminds me that Luigi did nothing wrong.

I keep forgetting that Rob Schneider is an idiot

and throwing a propane tank into the building

Not all heroes wear capes. Some simply distribute propane and propane accessories to those in need.

I can respect that. It’s not about surviving, it’s about lasting just long enough to take one or two of those nazis with us. Or at least scarring them for life.

Sir, would you like to come down to Texas and try out that argument? I think it’s possible you’ll encounter at least a few folks who might disagree.

And they apparently expect to need that protection.

The legal side of it would probably be unfairly weighted in ICE’s favor, but I suspect if they tried this in a place like Texas, by the time it got to court, those frozen water nazis would already be shot the hell up.

If they’re intent on killing us one way or another anyway, it doesn’t seem like there’s much incentive to go peacefully, huh?

If fear of divine retribution is your only reason for being a good person, then you are not a good person.