This is how I got married.

Well… First I panicked, then we got drunk, then 3 years later we got married. That was >20 years ago. Been going ok since.

(Apparently there were at least 3 others that were jealous she “won”… Lol I had no idea. I’m just the weirdo that treated women like fellow humans/friends and not objects.)

I thought she was Louie Anderson as Zach Galifianakis’s mom but s Baskets.

It’s ok as long as enough other people share the same delusion.

Yet, If I tell them the voices in my head told me to watch the light drain from my prey’s eyes as it dies before I eat…