1. Stand in front of car

2. Shoot driver when they try to drive away

3. “Violent extremist attempts to murder federal agent!”

Rinse to establish fascist government. Repeat until media can no longer refute lies.

“Top O’ the Morbin’ time ta ye” is a real quote from the movie and you can’t convince me otherwise.

There are so many ways to spin, squash, or fix this. Instead, they just roll with Trump’s projected narcissistic delusion as if everyone can’t look out the window and observe the state of a 2000 foot long pool.

This is the very definition of insanity.

Spunth bawd skwar pfthans

These guys will run themselves straight into the ground holding on to power like Kong riding the bomb.

Let it go Mitch, you’re allowed to retire, unlike your constituents.

Please refer to this paper on the subject. They’re actually four distinct species of turtle:

Kingdom: Teenage

Phylum: Mutant

Class: Ninja

Order: Turtle power

Family: Splinter

Genus: Pizza-eating

Species: Leader, Machines, Crude, and Party

These heroic half-shell types of turtles subsist mainly on pizza in the northern regions of New York, and travel in fearsome fighting teams, hunting Shredders and local Foot clan bottom feeders. They have evolved alongside the local giant Kung-Fu rat population with which they share a symbiotic relationship and a sewer apartment. When the evil Shredder attacks, these turtle boys “don’t cut him no slack” (as they’re known to let evil Shredders escape to provide weekly hunting experience and entertainment for the group).

If you’re lucky, you can catch glimpses of these elusive species on the local Channel 6 News with April O’Neil.

Thank you for the first real credible take I’ve finally seen on this issue. While I’m still convinced this is a hit job, I’d be perfectly happy to see a replacement swoop in successfully to turn the state blue.

so I don’t know what you’re talking about

Certainly, you do not good sir. I wish you the best of luck spreading socialism to Ukraine.

Yes. We’re going to throw you in a nationwide concentration camp with free healthcare and affordable housing, where the food and water are safe to consume and you’re allowed to vote for the people who run it. Also, you might be forced to treat the brown people who live near you with decency. Heil Hitler!

Every. Single. Man.

I was a hobbledehoy-pilled flummoxmaxxer, until I started snollygosting like a yogurt slinging Glen.

Oh, so you like concentration camps and ICE thugs, and blowing up schools in Iran because you’d allow the MAGA steamroller to continue by refusing to allow a blue swing state senate candidate to even run?

You don’t get to complain the Platner is a Nazi rapist when you’re allowing MAGA to continue unabated. You’re making excuses to let Trump control congress for another two years, you must really love rape and murder!

See how that works?

Even if I did think Platner was a reformed or crypto-fascist Nazi, it sure would beat the open and proud and practiced Nazism of MAGA conservatives happening now.

Of course, the Overton window has been shoved so far to the right that even modern progressives seem to the right of the Republican party before Regan. Hell, maybe there are some Democratic Nazis? But I don’t see very many of them.

If a shitty tattoo and the Marine Corps make Platner a Nazi, then I’ve got some bad news for you buddy.

I would take one hundred Platners if it meant turning a swing state Blue. How much Nazi rape do you’ll think there will be in MAGA concentration camps if Republicans keep their majority until the end of Trump’s term?

If Platner withdraws, we have until 5pm on July 27th to run a new progressive candidate. Remember how well that worked for Biden and Harris?

I’ll take an unproven and lone rape allegation with a blurry tattoo over decades of past and future Republican violence against women any day of the week.

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