Letting my phone bill lapse just to see if I miss it.

Best advertisement in the world for me is having a solution to a problem I’m trying to solve… but being so good at it that I find you and not the other way around.

Gonna be honest, people are still on the “pointing out the hypocrisy” stage and need to move on to: yes, that’s the point, what are we going to do about it?

“Oh hur hur this makes no sense” Bezos is ecstatic that you just now realized.

Instead of team rocket it’s the KKK.