Well, it is fiction, so there’s that.

Also, if you have an enlarged prostate, the back pressure of a full bladder makes it hard to get started and the flow is extremely slow, extending the duration of a piss.

Fuck yeah, plus you know those are the best tamales.

drug snuggling

Happy drugs

If they block side loading I’m buying a flip phone. Fuck Google.

Strippers’ asses seem to work well

Some people can’t deal with ending a relationship. It’s not a YOU problem though. That’s THEIR problem and even though it sucks, you’re probably better off without somebody who treats people that way.

We need to be getting these geriatric fucks out of the government.

That’s the Project 2025 plan.

“Can’t have the poors trying to make a better life while we’re raping the government, pirating the seas and human trafficking.”

Fuck Gavin Newsom

That’s 5 too many.

If the 90s taught me anything, it’s definitely “Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me”

Yeah. Better to use Portland cement.

If he doesn’t like it, he’s more than welcome to go fuck himself.

Fuck off with this shit…

It’s obvious these DHS officers are real stand-up guys.

I will choose the path that’s clear.