tomiant
So, here you are. Aren’t ya. AREN’T YA? Ya, ya are.
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The inventor of vaseline ate a spoonful every day. He promoted it as wonder goo, fit for everything and anything. NGL it is pretty great, on the outside. Well, and a fistful of inches deep as well but no farther.
3·15 hours agoMany bota died to bring you this është shqiptare.
No but the thing is, they ONLY sell double yolkers. That way they don’t have to check. It’s double in every egg. Hmm?
Sugar. He eats sugar for dinner.
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^ the state of the world right now
Learn from the wisdom contained within our magical tales, child…
NO NOT LIKE THAT!!
11·23 hours agoIt was strategically omitted for comedic effect. But one could argue that removing space is removing nothing, therefore superfluous to mention.
Oh my!
It’s what it’s.
Yes this is better communication!
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2·23 hours agoI still own an original copy of Kung Fu Master for Commodore 64 on cassette. Yes you may prostrate before me.
(It’s got Rambo: First Blood Part II on the flipside:)
I can make you a copy if you want and if you have an empty full length cassette and a boombox with dual cassette decks… (Fo’ a dolla…)
This is the most infuriating bullshit of all. MotherFUCKER doesn’t respect my authoritah!!
Is gpedit even included in retail/OEM windows licenses these days? The vast majority of users wouldn’t know how to do that anyway, hell it’s a swamp even for power users.
You know, when an OS out of the box needs hours of disabling invasive bullshit on first boot, maybe the OS is kind of a problem.
I know switching isn’t an alternative for all, hell, even disabling bullshit isn’t possible for everyone but for those who can here’s a script to manage the most blatant fuckery:
https://github.com/Raphire/Win11Debloat.git
From the description: “A simple, lightweight PowerShell script to remove pre-installed apps, disable telemetry, as well as perform various other changes to customize, declutter and improve your Windows experience. Win11Debloat works for both Windows 10 and Windows 11.”
HOW TO:
Go to link.
Click green download button > download .ZIP
Right click the downloaded file: choose extract all.
Open folder, double click Win11Debloat.ps1
Follow instructions.
Lord over family and friends about being a l33t h4ck3r.
It’s well used and vetted. If you need help with instructions let me know in comments.
Your comment in a nutshell is “THIS!!1 ^”
“Buy more stuff to be happy, more, more, MOOORE! No not like that 😡”
“Acceptance. Gratitude. Mindfulness. These are the things you can do instead of rising up and tearing down the tyranny of capitalism.”
Hold on while I use AI to create an image of a dog in a funny hat!