A piglet like George Santos believing he’s intimidating is the funniest shit I’ve read all week.

Ew, Gnome.

My dog shows her teeth all the time. Her lips get stuck on them.

I use the presence books or an e-reader in a home as a barometer for how much have in common with the people in it. I’m not a snob about it, either. I don’t care if its Harry Potter or obscure volumes of post-structural literary criticism. Just read, please.

The ludicrously tragic? The tragically ludicrous?

I’m sure Charlie is looking up at them with pride.

The important thing is that you found a way to appear superior to everyone.

Would he prefer “burn out the rich”?