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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How do you respond to "hey, how are you" when you feel like garbage?
7·3 days ago“breathing” or “alive”
To which they normally say: “better than the alternative!”
And my final reply to that is: “some days.”
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•If you reverse the polarity of a fire-alarm, you get a fire-starter.
2·3 days agoWhat if i want a Grass-Starter, or even a Water-starter? The first gym is tough with the Fire-starter.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If you saw a mushroom cloud, what would you say?
6·10 days ago“a friendly mushroom cloud!”
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is a good age bracket for this pile of trash I found on my land?
3·14 days agoHow old do you have to be to be a crackhead? 🤔
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Has a job ever baited and switched you? Tell me about it!
2·19 days agoYeah, that makes sense.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Has a job ever baited and switched you? Tell me about it!
4·20 days agoMoved to a new town, applied to work at a kitchen inside of a bar. Was called and asked to work 1 shift to see how i liked it, and was payed for that day in cash on the way out as they told me when i could work next.
The following work day as i was leaving my apartment the bar manager called and said they filled the position i had applied for and told me to not come in.
So i went back home 🤔😅
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•How come there's BMW and BMX but no BMY or BMZ?
5·24 days agoBMC is a job + rank in the Navy. Boatswain’s Mate Chief.
You’re probably correct. It’s been forever since i last played either one.
That’s exactly how I played Fallout: New Vegas! (If that’s the right one ) I blew up Megaton for being idiots and praising a bomb.
Thank God I’ve never run into whomever you have. I just hear:
“It’ll happen when it’s time.”
“You’ve got your entire life ahead of you still.”
“Don’t rush into it; enjoy your single years.”
Ugh… Time is running out each day, I’m half way to my old years, and i HAVE enjoyed being single. Now I’m ready to move forward.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If happy meals come with a toy, what do angry meals come with?
1·27 days agoCrumpled sauce packets that are oozing out.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do people hate each other more each passing day, or is it just hate getting more and more blatant with internet?
7·27 days agoIt’s the second half of your question. People have always been jerks online, but the older we get the more we seem to notice it.
When I was a kid and connecting to people online was slowly becoming more and more common i thought everyone was nice. Then i found out what “chatrooms” were and realized that’s a whole different crowd of people… Then i found out about forums and how certain ones had very nice and helpful people, and some had very know-it-all-call-you-stupid kind of people.
Now as an adult i see assholes everywhere online but have learned that if someone says something that doesn’t settle right with me it’s probably bait, and not going to get better if i engage 🤷♂️
Mmm, buttery and salty gold
Alternatively, if it IS full brightness everyone in the cinema behind that person is now legally and morally obligated to dump popcorn on their head.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Next up I'll deep fry your car keys
6·29 days agoBruh, it’s a Transformer… It clearly unfolded after being fried.
At least your furry friends get along 😜 they’re cute


Not quite 10 years but will be by 2029: