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3 days agoNow it’s just Daniel the Human Crusher, off work and hanging with people who both know that he’s a Human Crusher, and are 100% fine with that.
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Cake day: September 6th, 2023
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This is the most relatable one yet
2·5 days agoThey’re great for tearing the shingles off of a roof!
It’s grey, she just likes the color
Well, maybe once my dreams come true, I can report back to you
Like a mouthful of worn pantyhose that has done an office shift and then inhale through the nose
How’d you find my diary?
3·7 days agoFantastic! I’d been resorting to bloodletting with mine, a pill that reduces the reaction I get from just looking at my Aliexpress LLF™ would be a lifesaver, and reduce the scarring!
I knew I shouldn’t have taken that pill from the sketchy dude with cool glasses!
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Seize the means of lasagna!
Idk, looks more like something your healer would wear in Final Fantasy. My mind wouldn’t immediately jump to “penis” if I saw that in the wild.
Just make sure it knows how to find and harvest fuel on it’s own, it can be so pesky when you run out of hot water!