Soylent green isn’t what you expect it to be

Bae caught me slippin

Montreal is beautiful and fun. People were always polite, food and coffee was amazing. Can’t wait to go back

I have a coworker who really likes those strong cinnamon jelly beans called cinnamon lovers or some shit. I regularly supply my other coworker with gum since I’d rather him chew gum than tobacco. It’s Valentine’s candy but not a Valentine’s gift.

My sisters are actually carbitarian. Very few vegetables for people who have been vegetarian for decades

My favorite is phuc long. Not just because of the name

This applies to Oklahoma as well, except the astronaut thing

https://youtu.be/u8ccGjar4Es

Jinx you owe me a Coke